January 2010
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BREAKING: iTablet product warnings leaked
I can’t tell you how I got this, but I hear that the iTablet user manual comes with a whole host of unexpected disclosures:
Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to The Apple iTablet.
Caution: The Apple iTablet may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
The Apple iTablet contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not...
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